Mark “Grow a Pair” Litynski

Greetings Patriots!

When a superior military fights an inferior irregular force, the latter uses makes improvised weaponry to attack. Unfortunate for those in the way, the blasts rip off not only the legs, but also the penis and testicles of those caught in the way. Enter Mark Litynski.

“Patriot” Mark joined the Marine corps to learn valuable real-world skills such as being a rifleman.

In 2010 Mark was in southern afghanistan doing an IED patrol when one blew him up. His injuries were:

  • Complete loss of both testicles
  • Loss of all skin around his penis -“penile degloving”
  • Loss of both legs
  • Most of his leg arm
  • Shattered pelvis

This is the dipshit now. He can never have sex again. Hoorah!

Lost both testicles, skin around penis, both legs, one arm - brain was never there

Lost both testicles, skin around penis, both legs, one arm – soon to loose his wife

Now his wife wants kids, but the lack of his man-bits makes kids a lot harder than he’ll ever be again!

You know what’s funny about all this? He thought about freezing his sperm right before going off to war, but changed his mind at the last minute. At least this dumbass won’t be able to breed.

In an interview he said his lack of testicles has “created a lot of stress, my decreased sex drive”. His wife said she misses how affectionate he used to be.

Lets keep it real, women love sex just as much as men do. They want to be held and be desired. His wife is hot and has a nice rack. But without his manhood, he’ll never be able to fuck her again. If she’s ever in the mood and wants to be fucked, unless she’s got something on the side he’ll never be able to deliver. Imagine telling a girl “You will never have sex again”. Fuck!

Loss of testicles is not a rarity, its become a signature injury in the past decade. And to add insult to injury, the military is refusing to pay for a $400k fertility treatment to get these barren wives pregnant.

No amount of calling him a “Hero” or “Patriot” is going to bring his legs, arms, nuts or sanity back. His life is ruined.

Until next time, Semper Fi Marine!

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