Tyler Zeigel – A Real-Life Monster

Greetings Patriots!

In Hollywood, the guy goes off to war and eventually comes home to his beautiful wife who waited for him like a vestal virgin. In real life, the Marine goes off to “defend the country” and comes home looking like this.

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Tyler threw away his life, proposed to his girlfriend and joined the marines to go to Iraq. In 2004 while “serving” there, he was attacked by a suicide bomber. His burning body was pulled out of a burning inferno. He was put out several times but kept reigniting because the fuel all over him was so hot. The blast left him severely burned and disfigured all over his body. He spent 2 years in the hospital and 18 months in rehabilitation and surgery. Though he survived, he was left with:

  • Blind in one eye
  • Ears, Nose and Lips were burned off
  • Facial scarring
  • Jaw fragmentation
  • Damaged left-arm which was eventually amputated
  • Loss of three fingers on right hand
  • Lost big toe on right foot, transplanted to his right hand.
  • Loss of dear ducts
  • A MASSIVE part of his skull was removed

He went from this to this:

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Lovely couple

To this:

Tyler Ziegel

Happy bride on her wedding day!!!

Though Tyler somehow married his pre-disfigurement girlfriend, it was anything but blissful. Tyler’s appearance wore on the bride. A mere year later, the marriage ended in divorce. The official reason was because it was a hasty marriage based on the passions of youth. But I have no doubt that the fact that he looked like Krang from TMNT had a lot to do with it.


Krang from TMNT

Tyler’s suffering didn’t end there. Children were afraid of him, no woman would have him and he had trouble getting a job. All he could do was live off his disability check from the VA. But even the VA turned their back on him and barely gave him any money.

A broken, disfigured, ugly, divorced monster, Tyler’s only mercy was his death in December 2012. The official cause of death was because he “slipped on ice”, but it was later discovered that the combination of a 0.123 blood alcohol level and massive quantities of morphine combined to end his pitiful life.

That’s all for now Patriots. Until next time, Semper Fi!

Mark “Grow a Pair” Litynski

Greetings Patriots!

When a superior military fights an inferior irregular force, the latter uses makes improvised weaponry to attack. Unfortunate for those in the way, the blasts rip off not only the legs, but also the penis and testicles of those caught in the way. Enter Mark Litynski.

“Patriot” Mark joined the Marine corps to learn valuable real-world skills such as being a rifleman.

In 2010 Mark was in southern afghanistan doing an IED patrol when one blew him up. His injuries were:

  • Complete loss of both testicles
  • Loss of all skin around his penis -“penile degloving”
  • Loss of both legs
  • Most of his leg arm
  • Shattered pelvis

This is the dipshit now. He can never have sex again. Hoorah!

Lost both testicles, skin around penis, both legs, one arm - brain was never there

Lost both testicles, skin around penis, both legs, one arm – soon to loose his wife

Now his wife wants kids, but the lack of his man-bits makes kids a lot harder than he’ll ever be again!

You know what’s funny about all this? He thought about freezing his sperm right before going off to war, but changed his mind at the last minute. At least this dumbass won’t be able to breed.

In an interview he said his lack of testicles has “created a lot of stress, my decreased sex drive”. His wife said she misses how affectionate he used to be.

Lets keep it real, women love sex just as much as men do. They want to be held and be desired. His wife is hot and has a nice rack. But without his manhood, he’ll never be able to fuck her again. If she’s ever in the mood and wants to be fucked, unless she’s got something on the side he’ll never be able to deliver. Imagine telling a girl “You will never have sex again”. Fuck!

Loss of testicles is not a rarity, its become a signature injury in the past decade. And to add insult to injury, the military is refusing to pay for a $400k fertility treatment to get these barren wives pregnant.

No amount of calling him a “Hero” or “Patriot” is going to bring his legs, arms, nuts or sanity back. His life is ruined.

Until next time, Semper Fi Marine!