Armless Mary Dague

Greetings Patriots!

On this edition of Broken Patriots, we depart from the limbless variety and spend some time with the feminine persuasion. We’re going to talk about armless Mary Dague. This Sgt was a bomb technician. Her job was to dismantle bombs before they explode.

Safe to say she wasn’t very good at her job…

Now look at her. And don’t feel bad for her, don’t call her a “hero” or a “patriot” and get back to your comfortable life with arms. No! Point, stare and laugh. Call out all the things you can do that she can’t. And laugh at her misery.


Notice that her shirt isn’t ironed. Pretty sure she can’t iron anymore.

They literally call her Sgt Stumpy, it says so on her fucking shirt! I wonder if the bomb also ruined her face, cuz she’s ugly as shit. The monster can’t even commit suicide because she can’t pull the trigger.

Pretty certain she doesn't use the keyboard.

Safe to say she doesn’t use the keyboard

If I ever met her, I would give her an unopened can of coke. I wonder how she puts on tampons or takes out a used one. Or does she let the blood flow freely cuz it brings back memories of her arms? Does she give blowjobs or handjobs…probably blowjobs. And she’s probably awesome at it.

Women, if you join the army, this will happen to you. And your purple heart ribbon won’t heal your broken heart.

~ The Crypt Keeper

Brendan Marrocco – Quadruple Amputee

Greetings Patriots!

Today we’ll introduce you to another Broken Patriot. This American Hero joined the US Army, ran, jumped, did some pushups. Now look at him and laugh.

Brendan Marrocco

Brandan Marrocco, No Arms and No Legs

He joined the US Army to “defend the country”, or that’s the shit they told him.

On Easter of all days, he was driving an MRAP and was hit with a rocket that went through the door, blew off both arms, one leg and the other was later amputated. His gunner died.

You know what’s funny? He lost his carotid artery, so they literally took out an artery from his amputated leg and put it in his neck. So he has a leg-up from other army amputees.

His total injuries:

  • Amputation of both arms and both legs
  • Severed left carotid artery
  • Broken nose, left eye socket and facial bones
  • Loss of eight teeth
  • Shrapnel to the left eye and face
  • Severe lacerations to the face
  • Burns to the neck and face
  • Pierced left eardrum.

Here’s a video of the monster at Walter Reed while they play uplifting rock in the background.

“I got a lot of scartissue on my legs, so pretty much anything that touches them or pushes on them hurts real bad.”

While the ghoul got arm implants he will never have the same dexterity again. Ask yourself, even if you got the best treatment that money could buy you, even if you got 100 medals, were were thanked for your “service”, wouldn’t you rather just keep your arms and legs?

~ The Crypt Keeper